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It's five years old, but I don't care

Terrible remains terrible, regardless of age. My brain refused to let me even WATCH this. I couldn't freaking LOOK. I am serious. I felt sensations on the inside of my head when I tried to gaze upon this mess and my subconscious mind FORCED MY EYES AWAY LEST THEY BE FOREVER SCARRED.

I wish I could give negatives scores.

An explanation of some of the meme imagery.

This review's purpose is to inform viewers about the various meme images shown in the video. I'll start from the top:
Moot: Moot is the webmaster and administrator of 4chan. he often represents himself as that little cat in a dress.

WT girl: represents WTSnacks, a moderator at 4chan. Moot fired him recently, prompting a meme of "BRING BACK SNACKS". the large golden hammer is the Banhammer(or B&Hammer).

Green haired girl: Yotsuba(4 leaves in japanese). her distinctive green hair represents toe image of 4 leaves used in 4chan's logo.

black van with 4 guys in it: the 4chan party van. this is commonly used to refer to the FBI. the 4 guys are actually some staffers at IGN. their reactions to something have become a meme.

smiley guy: the cockmongler. he is a very old meme, and has been around for years. the other monglers running beside him have the faces of Gendo Ikari(Neon Genesis Evangelion) and Koffing(pokemon)

Sage and Age: represent the sage and age commands on 4chan. by putting sage into the email field of a post. you will not bump a topic by posting. age has no actual effect, to the best of my knowledge.

furries: 4chan does not like furries.

cats: 4chan does like cats. a lot. many memes feature cats.

steamroller guy: WRYYYYYYY. originally from a japanese flash showing the super moves from jojo's bizarre adventure. the character Dio Brando attacks by crushing the enemy with a steamroller in one move, while screaming WRYYYYYYYYYYY.

notes: despite being called 4chan city, this flash is based entirely on 4chan's /b/ board. /b/ is one of the most active boards on the entire internet, with nearly 9 million posts to date. it is also damn near entirely free of rules, with the exception of the NO KIDDIE PORN rule, which is universal to all places. also, you can be banned for being a god damn moron as well.

Very good.

This looks to have serious potential, but why the new profile?

Made of magic and whimsy.

The Dad series is a shining gem of brilliance in a sea of terror and failure, and this is no exception. Although the jumping mechanics are, honestly, somewhat difficult to figure out (HOW DO I SHOT MULTI JUMP) they don't detract from the manic Dad experience. 9/10, if only because of the jumping.

Excellent, but two flaws.....

First, both the ninjas and Sunchips are broken. The ninjas are capable of hitting you anywhere, and Sunchips can use in infinite combo if you are directly on top of him, where he hits you into the air, you fall and knock him down, and he hits you back up, you fall, repeat ad nauseum. Also, gas can clusters are impossible to pick up, making Wilbur and Sunchips artificially more difficult. Still awesome, but the chinks in the armor are there, and impossible to ignore.

Excellent, but one problem...

The Review Crew Pick sticker seems impossible to obtain. Is it a bug or do I just have to keep making GB-ers and hope for it?